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  Also by Catie Murphy

  Dead in Dublin

  Death on the Green A Dublin Driver Mystery

  A Dublin Driver Mystery

  CATIE MURPHY

  KENSINGTON BOOKS

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  Table of Contents

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  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  Pronunciation Guide

  CHAPTER ONE

  CHAPTER TWO

  CHAPTER THREE

  CHAPTER FOUR

  CHAPTER FIVE

  CHAPTER SIX

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  CHAPTER NINE

  CHAPTER TEN

  CHAPTER ELEVEN

  CHAPTER TWELVE

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  CHAPTER FOURTEEN

  CHAPTER FIFTEEN

  CHAPTER SIXTEEN

  CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

  CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

  CHAPTER NINETEEN

  CHAPTER TWENTY

  CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

  CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

  Teaser chapter

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  This is for the Lady Writers’ Club: Susan, Ruth,

  and Sarah,

  who help me so, so much with this series.

  Acknowledgments

  Writing is frequently rife with the conviction that one Cannot Do This, regardless of how many times one has done it successfully. In the midst of one such crisis, my Lady Writers came through for me with a brainstorming session that really helped me get my feet under myself again, so I’d like to offer a particular thanks to Susan Connolly and Sarah Rees Brennan for talking me off a (metaphorical) cliff whilst walking home on a blustery Dublin night. This book, and this series, is much better for your insights, and you, along with Ruth Long, have gone beyond the call of duty in making sure I’ve got my Irish idioms right. Thank you all so much.

  I’ve very much enjoyed working with editor Elizabeth May, and remain ridiculously thrilled with the Kensington art department, and cover illustrator, Anne Wertheim, for the bright, charming, funny covers for these books. Also, props to Lorraine Freeney, the back cover copy writer for Death on the Green, because I laughed all the way through reading the copy. It’s just amazing. <3

  And, as usual, all honors are due to my family for helping me carve out space to write in, and to the War Room for making sure I used that time well. You’re all the best!

  Pronunciation Guide

  Irish names will often trip up English-speaking readers because we try to map English letter sounds and combinations onto a language never intended to use them. The trickier names in Death on the Green are pronounced as follows:

  Cillian = Kill-ee-an

  Fionnuala / Fionn = Finn-OO-luh / Finn

  Niamh = Neev

  Aibhilín Ní Gallachóir = Evelyn Nee Gallaher

  Howth = Hoath

  Saoirse = Sersha

  CHAPTER ONE

  Lou MacDonald lay face down in the hazard pond, his pink shirt billowing and puffing with air as the water dragged him under.

  A baffled silence rolled over the little group who crested the small hill to find him there. They were mostly fans, men and women who had braved a soft, not-quite-raining September morning for the chance to watch aging PGA champion Martin Walsh play a casual game across the green. The soft-voiced, good-natured murmuring that had come with watching a world-class golfer—even one past his prime—couldn’t stand up to the shock of a death on the green. The entire gathering stood rigid, no one able to even imagine what they should do.

  Goosebumps shivered over Megan Malone’s spine and arms. She didn’t even belong there, really: she was just Martin Walsh’s employee, hired to drive him around for the ten days he was in Dublin. She knew almost nothing about golf, but Martin had invited her to walk along the course after dropping off his wife, Heather, at her golf course, farther north on the little flat island in Dublin Bay. Megan, always preferring to go for a walk than sit idly in the car for hours at a time, had come along willingly. She felt her black-and-white chauffeur’s uniform marked her as the help, but as far as Walsh’s fans were concerned, being in his employ meant she belonged to some secret league they couldn’t hope to aspire to. They kept a respectful distance. His caddie, a man half again as large as Walsh himself, was pleasant, especially after Megan offered to help lug clubs. That got her into his good books, but he’d turned down the offer, and since his job was being at Walsh’s side, he didn’t have much else to say to her. So Megan had trailed along with the group, watching them from the outside rather than being a part of it. Not that she minded. Getting a glimpse of people’s lives from the outside was part of why she loved her job as a driver.

  Usually, though, those glimpses didn’t end with a dead man floating in the middle of one of Ireland’s trickiest water hazards.

  Lou MacDonald, a big, friendly man, had been less impressed than the fans, and more open than the caddies. He’d chatted Megan up at the clubhouse, fascinated to hear how an American had come to be driving limousines and town cars in Ireland. The short version, she’d told him, was that she had citizenship through her grandfather, so they couldn’t keep her out. He’d laughed and she’d offered to tell him the long version as they walked around the greens, but MacDonald waved her off with a promise that he might join the group on the last few holes, if the weather warmed up a little. Otherwise, he was more content to sit with a tumbler of whiskey than tromp across the damp greens on a misty Irish morning.

  It seemed absolutely impossible that he could be drowned in a pond at the fifteenth, when they’d left him in the cozy clubhouse less than two hours earlier. And yet there he was, sinking lower into the pond while everyone stared in dismay.

  Megan finally jolted toward the water, jumping the low, overhanging bank into the pond with her knees well bent, to keep from landing hard in unexpected shallows. Freezing water splashed up as she landed deeper than she expected, soaking her all the way to her bra. She straightened, gasping, and lurched forward, struggling through hip-deep reeds that were nearly invisible from the surface. She heard splashing behind her, as if her actions had shaken the others into motion. Someone was on a mobile, calling for help, but Megan reached Lou’s prone form and turned him over, fearing it was too late. His face was flaccid and his skin cold to the touch. She checked for a pulse anyway, found none, and still lowered her ear to his chest, just in case she might catch some last, promising thump of his heart.

  Martin sloshed to her side, his face a grimace of distress. “H
e’s—he can’t be—” Like Megan, he felt for a pulse, checking Lou’s wrist, though unlike Megan, he dropped the dead man’s hand almost instantly, looking queasy. He wasn’t a large man, was Martin Walsh, but neither was he so small that he couldn’t hit a golf ball what looked like miles, to Megan’s untrained eyes. He was fit, dressed for casual warmth on the course, and trembling like a frightened animal. The whites of his eyes glared around their brown pupils, and his lips were already going blue. “It hasn’t been an hour since we left him! He can’t be this cold!”

  “It’s the water.” Irish lakes might be pretty nearly at their warmest in mid-September, but the pond still had a bone-chilling heaviness. It had already penetrated Megan’s thigh muscles and was draining the heat from her core. Standing waist-deep in numbing wetness, she felt the muck on the bottom of the pond seeping over her shoes and slowly offering a false sense of warmth. She gnawed her lower lip, staring at Lou’s body, then made the decision and seized his arm, wading back toward the shore.

  “Megan, what are you doing? What are you doing?” Martin splashed after her, wake from his movement rolling ahead of them both. “He’s dead! Shouldn’t we leave the body where it is for the police?”

  “He might not be dead. Cold-water shock can slow the metabolism way down. I want to try CPR, but it’s a lot easier on shore. Get something warm. Take everybody’s coats. There’s a—” She got to shallower water and had to turn, grab Lou by the armpits, and drag him the rest of the way to land.

  Lou MacDonald hadn’t been a small man in life. Now, weighed down by pond water and the boneless relaxation of unconsciousness, Megan would have sworn he weighed about a quarter ton. Her foot slipped on the overhanging pond lip, sandy soil breaking off to splash into the water, and she nearly lost her grip on the body. Teeth bared and breath short with concentration, she tried again, taking a large, awkward step back and straining to haul Lou up. She staggered, back aching, heart pounding so hard it blurred her vision, and shook her head, although whether she was saying no, I can’t do it, or no, I won’t fail, even she didn’t know.

  Martin, nearly green with horror, grabbed the dead man’s legs and heaved him upward as Megan scrambled backward with the bulk of his weight. A second heave got him all the way onto shore. Martin all but ran from the water as Megan fell onto her bum, then righted herself to hands and knees so she could turn Lou’s head to the side. She fished in his mouth with a finger, pulling his tongue straight so it wouldn’t choke him. Water dribbled from his mouth and Megan heard Martin throwing up on the grass a few feet away.

  “Here.” One of the onlookers came forward with his coat. Other people came with him, offering help in increasingly loud, chaotic tones, until a matronly-sounding woman snapped, “Put them on top of each other on the ground and smooth them out. You and you, help this woman move the body onto the coats.” Even in the midst of a crisis, a tiny spark of humor blossomed in Megan’s chest when everyone fell in to helping, unable to deny the Irish Mammy Voice. A few seconds later, Lou had been moved to the pile of coats. Megan crawled on them too, putting weight on his sternum in hopes of forcing water from his lungs. The coats were enough warmer than the damp ground that she became aware, very abruptly, of just how cold she was.

  Someone with a floral scent and long, polished fingernails touched Megan’s shoulder and spoke quietly. “Let me get this wet coat off you.”

  Megan, still trying to force water from Lou’s lungs, nodded. Between one push and the next, the woman stripped away Megan’s chauffeur’s jacket, then dropped a warm, puffy winter coat over her shoulders. A violent shiver started in Megan’s gut and shuddered its way out. She shoved her arms through the coat’s sleeves, wishing she dared stop to strip her wet shirt from beneath the coat, but except for that first mouthful, no water had come out of Lou yet. Megan didn’t want to risk a hesitation that could cost the man his life.

  It felt like forever, although it surely wasn’t really more than a minute or two before someone said, “There’s no water coming out.”

  Megan snarled, “I know,” and only then, slowly, upon hearing someone else say it, began to realize what that actually meant.

  Lou had only expelled a mouthful of water, and that when she’d turned his head. She hadn’t been able to force any more water out of him since, although she was both strong and trained to do that sort of thing correctly. Suddenly spent, she fell back from Lou’s body, only then seeing that blood had pooled beneath his head, staining the light blue lining of someone’s coat.

  Megan clenched her teeth and reached into her inner chest pocket for her phone. For a heartbeat she panicked: the phone wasn’t there. But then, neither was the pocket, because she was wearing somebody else’s warm winter coat, not her black uniform jacket. She looked around at a couple of dozen, maybe more, worried, frightened people surrounding her and the body. One of them was the nail-polished woman who’d taken her jacket and still held it, clutched against her chest. Megan waved her hand and the woman startled, hugged it closer as she looked around as if wondering what Megan wanted, then visibly realized she was holding what Megan wanted. She handed the jacket back, and even in the grey morning light, even with the fabric black and hiding water well, Megan could see that, despite her splashing entrance to the pond, it wasn’t wet much past the ribs. Her phone was probably safe. She still breathed a sigh of relief when the phone turned on without complaint. Megan closed her eyes as she touched the name she needed and put the phone to her ear.

  “Detective Bourke? This is Megan Malone. I’ve just found a dead body.”

  CHAPTER TWO

  The Royal Dublin Golf Club, at some eight kilometres—five miles—northeast of Pearse Street Garda Station, was not, strictly speaking, Detective Paul Bourke’s jurisdiction. On the other hand, it was Bourke whom Megan had met three months earlier when she’d become entangled in an investigation after one of her clients had been murdered, making him the only police officer she knew well. Or at all, really. And she didn’t know who was responsible for policing Bull Island, off Dublin’s coast, anyway, so Bourke was as good a choice as any.

  He arrived at the golf club less than half an hour after Megan called. There were other gardaí on the scene by then, presumably called in by himself and, also presumably, from the precinct Megan should have called in the first place. Either way, he was the first plain-clothes officer to arrive, the sharply cut lines of his skinny suit somewhat spoiled by calf-high green wellies that kept the damp off his feet. He wore a trench coat over the suit and came striding across the green like a badly shod Doctor Who, with the wind rifling his sandy red hair. Upon his arrival, he said, “Ms. Malone,” with a note of incredulity.

  Megan turned her hands up helplessly. “I know. I don’t know how this happened again.” For a few seconds they fell silent, their eyes meeting, as Megan remembered, vividly, how Elizabeth Darr had died at her feet under suspicious circumstances just a few months earlier. Bourke, clearly remembering the same thing, sighed heavily, and Megan spread her hands again. “I didn’t even know the victim this time. Does that count for anything?”

  Bourke, sourly, said, “Not really. You said on the phone you thought it was a murder. Why?”

  “There was no water in his lungs.” Megan looked toward where paramedics had taken MacDonald’s body into an ambulance, which had left thick, deep tracks across the golf course green. “I thought there was a chance he could still be alive and in cold-water shock, so I dragged him out and tried to expel the water from his lungs and stomach, but nothing came up. I know how to do CPR correctly,” she said with a glance back at Bourke, who nodded. He’d been there in the aftermath of her doing CPR on Elizabeth Darr. “If there’d been water in his chest to dislodge, I’d have managed it,” Megan went on with confidence. “There wasn’t. So he died before he went in the water. And there’s a wound on the back of his head, so either he smashed his skull against something before falling face-first into a pond he hadn’t been planning to go near, or somebody killed h
im.”

  Bourke’s eyebrows, so blond they were nearly invisible, rose to wrinkle his forehead. “And how is it you know he’d no intention of going to the pond?”

  “Mr. Walsh introduced me to him at the clubhouse before we came out onto the green. When we left he said he’d far rather stay in the warmth with his whiskey.”

  “So you did know him.”

  “I met him once, two hours ago,” Megan argued, then glanced at the sky as if the thick cloud cover might part, reveal the sun, and, with it, the time. “Three hours ago now, I guess. Anyway I didn’t know him.”

  “What was he like?” Bourke had taken a notepad with a dark purple cover from his trench coat pocket. The one he’d used for Elizabeth Darr’s investigation had been dark green. Megan wondered if he had a new one for every investigation, and if it meant he had to carry several around at once. He wrote quickly as she spoke, loops and stops visible in the action of his hand.

  “He seemed nice enough. Friendly in that I’ll-talk-to-anybody way the Irish have.” Megan pursed her lips, having forgotten momentarily that she was speaking to an Irish-born person, but Bourke only smiled briefly at the stereotype and gestured for her to continue. “He was the sort to have a tumbler of whiskey in hand before noon, but he didn’t come across as drunk, and he didn’t toss back a whole glass of booze while we talked, or anything. I’m not even sure he drank any at all. He wanted to know how I’d come to be driving in Ireland, and that was about it. We only talked for a few minutes. He said he might join us on the back nine if the weather cleared up.” She cast another dubious look at the sky. “I did have somebody say to me, ‘It is clear, the clouds are very high . . .’ right after I moved here, and I think she was half serious, but they were a lot higher and thinner than this. I wouldn’t have called this cleared up. Still, he obviously decided to go for a walk. Or someone did a Weekend at Bernie’s with him.”